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. T a k a s h i ' s . & . E r i o l ' s . L i e s .
Takashi and Eriol both are the masters in lying. Here's a collection of lies they fed to Sakura and the others from the Cardcaptor Sakura version! Enjoy! And I hope you don't fall for them like how Sakura and Syaoran does!
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. S C E N E . F R O M . E P I S O D E . 1 7 .
Takashi: Beach volleyball goes back a long time. It started when people played on the beach in Hawaii using coconuts.
Sakura: With coconuts...?
Takashi: So...You know that coconuts are hard and heavy, right?
Sakura: Yeah, they're hard and heavy...
Takashi: So, it's said that many people were injured playing beach volleyball.
Sakura: Hoe...
Chiharu: It's a lie, a lie!
Sakura: It's a lie?
Takashi: Most of Yamazaki's stories that seem plausible are lies.
. S C E N E . F R O M . E P I S O D E . 1 7 .
Tomoyo: It seems Li is a good swimmer as well.
Sakura: You're right!
Tomoyo: He's been steadily swimming all this time without saying a word.
Sakura: Hoe?
Tomoyo: I wonder if he's practicing long-distance swimming.
Takashi: Speaking of long-distance swimming...
Chiharu: Yeah, yeah.
Mr. Terada: Everyone, gather here!
Takashi: ...a long time ago, during the Edo period, there was a samurai...
Chiharu: Yeah, yeah.
Sakura: Chiharu is used to this.
Tomoyo: Apparently she's been acquainted with Yamazaki since kindergarten.
Naoko: They've been together a LONG time!
Tomoyo: I think it's wonderful that people can be together for such a long time.
Sakura: I agree.
Takashi: And so, two samurai with the pride of their clans on the ropes...
Chiharu: Yeah, yeah.
. S C E N E . F R O M . E P I S O D E . 1 7 .
Chiharu: Sakura! Li! Do you want to play beach volleyball?
Sakura: I do!
Takashi: Beach volleyball goes back a long way...In Ancient Egypt, there was a legend that someone who didn't drop the ball...once through the whole game would get their romantic wish granted...
Sakura and Syaoran: *blush*
Chiharu: There you go with the lies again.
Sakura and Syaoran: *grabs beach volleyball and starts to hit back and forth*
Tomoyo: Those two have a lot in common.
Takashi, Chiharu, Naoko, Rika: Mm-hmm.
. S C E N E . F R O M . E P I S O D E . 3 4 .
Chiharu: It seems a little hard.
Takashi: It's all right. Since we can't go further without answering a quiz question...it doesn't matter if you're an adult or a child.
Chiharu: You're right!
Takashi: And speaking of quizzes...The first person to make such a question was a philosopher from Greece. The very first question was "What walks with 4 legs in the morning...2 legs in the afternoon, and 3 legs at night?" and...
Chiharu: Yeah, yeah.
Takashi: And, the first person to get that question right was...
Sakura: Hey, Yamazaki, what was the answer to that question?
Yukito: A human. As a baby you crawl on 4, as an adult you walk on 2 and when old, you use a cane for 3.
Sakura: I see!
. S C E N E . F R O M . E P I S O D E . 3 8 .
Syaoran: If you lag behind, you'll get lost.
Sakura: I-I'm sorry. By the way, can you pick strawberries in Hong Kong, too?
Takashi: Speaking of picking strawberries...
Sakura: Hoe?
Takashi: Strawberries were originally from southern America.
Sakura: Yeah...
Takashi: Back then, you couldn't eat strawberries much. That was because back then...strawberries could run away, unlike today. So, not many people could get a hold of them...
Sakura: Hoe!!!
Takashi: And so, people who really wanted to eat them...running after the strawberries was how strawberry picking...
Chiharu: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Takashi: And today, what we have is a strawberry...that was altered somehow, so it wouldn't run...
Chiharu: Sheesh! You just keep telling lies!
Sakura: That was a lie!?
Syaoran: I-I noticed it was a lie!
. S C E N E . F R O M . E P I S O D E . 5 6 .
Naoko: I'm glad that so many people came to the bazaar again this year.
Chiharu: Really!
Takashi: You know, a bazaar is...something that long ago, a person named Bazaar started at the Niagara Falls...And the falling water's sound: zabaar, zabaar, zabaar...bazaar, bazaar...evolved over time. And that's how it got to be called bazaar. Furthermore...
Chiharu: Here, take this to table number three.
Takashi: Back then, they had a problem with the merchandise getting soaked...by the splashes from the waterfall...
Naoko: Nothing less from Chiharu.
Chiharu: Well, it's always what I put up with.
. S C E N E . F R O M . E P I S O D E . 6 1 .
Syaoran: U-um...
Sakura: What?
Syaoran: I...you, ur---
Takashi: You know, about Christmas...
Sakura: Hoe!!
Takashi: In the past, trees were always placed outside.
Sakura: Hoe...
Takashi: And all the feasts to eat on Christmas hung from them.
Syaoran: Uhh...uhh...uhh...
Sakura: But wouldn't the food freeze because it's cold outside?
Syaoran: Uhh...uhh...
Takashi: That's right! So, everything was frozen food. The cake was an ice cream cake, and since it was to be hung...
Syaoran: Uhh...uhh...uhh...uhh...
. S C E N E . F R O M . E P I S O D E . 6 2 .
Sakura: I wonder what kind of cards they all got me...
Naoko's Card: Happy New Year, best regards.
Sakura: Wow, Naoko's card has a drawing on it!
Rika's Card: I hope that this year is good for you.
Sakura: Rika has a beautiful card...
Takashi's Card: A Happy New Year / New Year's Day
Sakura: Oh, this is Yamazaki's. Let's see...They call New Year's Day "Gantan" because an old wise Chinese monk named Gantan, was born on January 1st. I see...
Chiharu's Card: What's on Yamazaki's card is a LIE! Best regards for the coming year. - Chiharu
Sakura: It's a lie...? R-really?
. S C E N E . F R O M . E P I S O D E . 6 4 .
Sakura: You're amazing, Eriol!
Eriol: Thank you very much.
Sakura: You really can do everything, Eriol! You're good at skiing, too!
Eriol: That's not true. You're improving quickly yourself, Sakura.
Takashi: You know, about skis...They used to ski with geta sandals.
Sakura: Geta...? How did they ski with geta sandals? Those teeth get in the way making it impossible to slide!
Takashi: Well, in the old days, the geta sandals didn't have those teeth. Right, Hiiragizawa?
Eriol: Yes. And they extended 1 meter each for the front and back, longer than they are now.
Sakura: I see, there used to be geta sandals for skiing in the past...
Eriol and Takashi: But that's not the case!
Sakura: Hoe?
Eriol: They used to wear them normally, too.
Takashi: They wore them even if it wasn't snowing outside.
Eriol: So I hear it was rather tough to walk.
Takashi: There was a trick to running quickly.
Eriol: In spring, they had races as to who could run the fastest with those geta sandals.
Takashi: And of course, in winter, they raced on the snow.
Eriol: A massive geta-ski athletic festival! Right?
Takashi: Right!
Sakura: Hoe!!!
Chiharu: *sighs* When he teams up with Hiiragizawa to pull this stunt...I don't know if I should comment and stop them or not.
Naoko: But they really are in sync with each other.
Takashi: What's even more amazing...
